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    December 27

    Lunch

    I just opened a container of yogurt and began stirring it in preparation for eating. The stirring revealed a long black hair in the yogurt. I threw away the yogurt and gave praise that I stirred before eating.
     
    I have another yogurt in the fridge but I can't bring myself to eat it.
    December 26

    Taking Turducken to the Next Level

    Thinking about this makes me feel kinda gross, but it does serve 125. An economical wedding catering option perhaps?
    December 19

    Funny Link

    I'm enjoying the shit out of this.
    December 14

    OMGG

    Did anyone else notice this on the season finale of ANTM? Jaslene was talking to the girls before the big runway show and she was telling them how nervous she was when she was competing last cycle:

    "I was so scared that I was crying in the bathroom. And I was like, "Oh my god, God! this is crazy!"

    I love the idea of saying "Oh my God" to God. Like taking his name in vain right in his face. It also sounded very funny because of the way she talks with her caricature of an accent. So of course Mark and I have started saying this all the time now.