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    25 juli

    Plethora

    I seem to have developed an unhealthy addiction to TV shows about families with lots of kids. Tina has her obesity shows, I have my big ol’ families shows. There definitely seems to be some parallels between the two – the display of excess, the fascination with how things got to such a point, the shocking details, the unanswered questions! I think coming from a big family myself may be part of the interest, but mostly it’s just interesting to watch how people deal with that many kids. Even simple things are forced to become tactical and planned out.

     

    Last night, I watched Jon & Kate + 8, The Quints: First Year, Kids by the Dozen, and looked for a show I saw half of once (Raising 16 Children). The latter is not scheduled to be shown again any time soon, but during my other shows, they did mention that family in a lower screen banner. Apparently they are expecting their 17th child! I went to the Discovery Health web site to read all about them.

     

    The thing with these shows is that I’m always left with a lot of unanswered questions that I really wish the producers had touched on. For example:

     

    Jon & Kate Plus 8 – So this couple has a pair of twins, and then had sextuplets. My question is – did they do IVF? If so, I know they put in more eggs than they hope get fertilized, but I also know that they don’t usually put in 6!! WTF? Or was it a case like The Quints where they took a fertility medication that just worked gangbusters? Inquiring minds want to know. J&K+8 is a solid show. The parents are relatively normal people who ended up in this bizarre situation and they’re making the best of it. It’s also nice that none of the sextuplets appear to have health issues and all of the kids are cute as all get out. 

     

    The families that choose to have 16 children one at a time blow my mind. First of all, is that even good for a woman’s health? It can’t be! I wish they would touch on any health implications this has had for the mother, but they never do. And secondly, why? The Raising 16 Children family is religious and opts to let god decide how many children they have instead of using birth control. Ok. But the Kids by the Dozen family I found a bit more perplexing. They have 16 kids. But they say, very frankly, that they were not TRYING to do that, they just kept getting pregnant despite using two types of birth control. I want to know which two types, producers! Also, it’s clear that they are religious, but not so much to the point that they don’t use birth control. So given that you don’t have an issue with birth control, and you didn’t want more kids, why not consider the vasectomy? I’m not making a judgement as to whether or not they should have, it just seems obvious that the question would have come up at some point and I want to know why they decided not to go that route. This is what I mean by unanswered questions.

     

    The Kids by the Dozen family is awesome, though. All of the kids seem so kind and respectful. Could be editing, but I never saw either the mom or dad have to yell to get the kids to help with the younger ones or do their chores. I guess where there are so many of you, you can’t really get spoiled. They seem to truly enjoy each other’s company and have a good time together. And even though they’re home schooled and you can tell they’re religious (they don’t focus on it much, but it’s there), they all seem like people I wouldn’t mind hanging out with once or twice. I was just really impressed by the children and how well mannered they are and how loving the whole family seemed. My big family is nothing like that – my sisters certainly do not dutifully and happily work together to help my Mom. Ha!

     

    Some fun facts, from the web site about Raising 16 Children family that really struck me. Their mother had been pregnant for 126 months of her life. That is almost 12 years!! It’s kind of hard to wrap your mind around that. I’m also informed that they do not have any debt. That is amazing and it all goes back to one of my beliefs about recreational spending on kids. There are so many 2 kid families in America completely in debt and it’s because of dumb things like trips to Disneyworld. Seriously, no 7 year old gets nearly the same value in fun out of Disneyworld as it costs to go there. Most children, I wager, will have more fun camping at a lake for a weekend than going to Disneyworld. But there’s this idea that you need to spend a ton of money or buy elaborate toys or do expensive activities for your kids. Seriously, we’re talking about kids. Kids will easily spend hours immersed in play with a large cardboard box. I’m not saying people shouldn’t spend money on their kids’ recreation, I’m just saying that I think it is profoundly misguided to go into debt to do so. Finally, I was struck by the fact that they gave all of their children a name starting with J. In my family of 6 children, we don’t have common initials and it’s already hard enough to get the right name out. I’m always like, “Arrr,bree, Rebecca.” I cannot imagine how on earth they ever call the right child by the right name. Probably like a 1 in 3 chance that they get the right name out, the kids probably just know they’re being called by context and eye contact. Oh, the Mom is the only one without a J name. Seriously, if I’m pregnant for 12 years and an initial is to be chosen for the kids to share, it’s gonna be mine!! Seems only fair.

     

    I added the serial shows to my queue. Luckily, Discovery Health also has a variety of other one off shows about this sort of thing that I’ll be adding to the queue.  

    18 juli

    Software Love

    Dear SQL,

    I love you. XOXO. We were great together – just pulling up all kinds of data in all kinds of formats. Making things happen. I’m sorry I moved away and left you behind. It’s a shame we can’t be together anymore, but maybe we’ll meet again one day.

    Longingly,
    Beth

    Dear Excel,

    I know we met ages ago, but we’ve only really gotten to know each other well in the last few months. I’m sorry, but you’re just not cutting the mustard here. You’re inflexible and a pain in the ass when it comes to data manipulation. You don't have what it takes to make me happy. I think that we may have gone as far as we can go together. We can still see each other sometimes, but I just need some space, ok?

    Best Wishes,
    Beth

    Dear Access,

    Hi, there. I hear wonderful things about you! Is it true that you have some of the amazing qualities of SQL? If so, I think we might make a great team. Let’s get to know each other. Coffee?

    Thanks in advance,
    Beth

    13 juli

    Fatal Attraction

    Last night was Bo's first day of school. Sadly, he was not the star pupil, although he may be teacher’s pet! The head trainer came over and cooed all over him saying he had her favorite dog features (stickity-up ears, coarse hair, and a curled tail). Upon our arrival, a certain Boston Terrier caught the eye of our little Bo. It was obsession at first site. He could not get that dog out of his head. Any time that we weren’t actively spread out across the room doing training, we were sitting in chairs listening to the trainer. The entire time we sat in the chairs, Bo just kept pulling on his leash to try and get to the Boston Terrier (trying to get to youuuuu…and that booty). The school has a rule that dogs must stay 4 ft away from each other and not introduce themselves (to avoid dog fights and the like). So Hobo was not allowed to greet his lady love (or it could have been a boy, I’m not clear on the gender of the terrier) and it was driving him mad! He had no interest in distractions like treats or toys – not even the ball!

    Finally, about 15 minutes before the end of class, after 45 minutes of tugging and pulling and trying to get to that terrier, he lost his shit. He started barking uncontrollably and pulling with all that he had to get over there. I have never seen him like this – he just ceased to have any sense and could think of nothing else but that dog and was doing all he could to get her (…and that booty). He was suddenly like the ex-boyfriend who will not leave you alone and keeps calling you and crying about it and begging to get back together.

    Bo hardly ever barks, but he has a shrill, awful bark. The whole class ground to a halt. The teachers came over and tried to distract him with cheese. I thought that was sort of odd – won’t he get the impression that he’s being rewarded for his behavior? I guess not since he wasn’t going to get the one reward he really wanted – a big delicious sniff-a-thon with the object of his affection. The distractions, even cheese, did not prevail and we were unceremoniously decamped to puppy prison. The area by the door is sectioned off by a waist high wall (with a door to get into it and then out the door of the studio) and we had to move in there. I was all like, “I love you, buddy, but you blew it! Capiche?”

    Once he was locked away and no longer posing a threat to society, he calmed down. Occasionally, he would remember about the other dog, and dance around on his back legs to look for it, but he couldn’t see over the wall and there was thankfully no more barking.

    99% of the time, Bo is a very mellow dog. He doesn’t fight or cry if you try to clip his toe nails. He makes a horrible guard dog because he never barks when people come to the door. He spent the entire camping weekend off leash and never once was naughty. Normally, if he sees another dog, he expresses an interest in sniffing it, but if you don’t let him, he doesn’t pursue it and just keeps walking. No big deal. This made his reaction last night all the more surprising. We have to try and sit as far away as possible from that Boston Terrier next time so they don’t revoke our parole and send us back to puppy prison.

    I do have to say…Boston Terrier? Really, Bo? So not cute - you could do better.

    10 juli

    That's My Dream

    Mark and I are in love. With each other of course blah blah blah, but also with Tim & Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job!  We’ve pretty much ceased having real conversations over the last month and communicate primarily via quotes from the show. Just picturing certain Eric facial expressions in my head make me laugh out loud. 

    If you want to kill a half hour, watch some sketches on youtube or add the show to your DVR. Each episode gets funnier with subsequent viewings.

    05 juli

    98 degrees

    I think it's hotter inside my office than outside. The air conditioning is broken. When our office manager called to report this to the building supervisor, the other floors were working fine (still are), so he did not believe her and hence did not call the repair person.
     
    Now it's 3:30 and the office has slowly heated up to roughly the temperature of a pizza oven. It's making me soooo sleepy. I don't think I can hack it much longer. Oh, and the phones broke twice this week and the power was out for most of Tuesday (again, only on our floor!). It's like the Section 8 of office buildings. I'm glad we're moving in December.
     
     
     
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